Try , try and trying

I have been trying hard to find time for myself but this situation in the world as if whole world conspire against me ... does not allow me to sit idle and spill off something from my mind. Anyway this idiot box has provided with a better option of control C and control V after doing control F.
So these are the below quotes I would like to remember all the time to laugh , to implement and to get some motivation if any.

*One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
*Women say all men are the same, but they have no problem telling you how different you are from Mel Gibson.
*My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
*if you dont laugh at your self, your missing the best joke.
*There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
*I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.
*Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
*There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.

Bas itna is abhi ke liye. I am in office so can't just waste my time (refer to first quote).
Vinod

Long time huh

Was having problems with the login id and password. Today luckily I found it. So would be back in action from now :).
Vinod